17 April 2008

Making more beautiful mothers with a nip and tuck

Well, I have seen the future and it is not good.
A new children's book has been written by a plastic surgeon in order to explain why 'mommy' will be more beautiful when she has a tummy tuck...and it's being released on Mother's Day.
"My Beautiful Mommy" is aimed at kids ages four to seven and features a plastic surgeon named Dr. Michael (a musclebound superhero type) and a girl whose mother gets a tummy tuck, a nose job and breast implants. Before her surgery the mom explains that she is getting a smaller tummy: "You see, as I got older, my body stretched and I couldn't fit into my clothes anymore. Dr. Michael is going to help fix that and make me feel better." Mom comes home looking like a slightly bruised Barbie doll with demure bandages on her nose and around her waist."
So 'mommy' recovers easily, with no complications and is 'more beautiful' after all of her fat has been sucked away. Excellent message to send to young children.
Seriously? No, really. SERIOUSLY?! I have no words.


AvoidTheRedShoes said...

I can only think of one word, and that's "sick".

Cherryskin said...

Oh...my.....GOD. Please tell me this is a bad joke (yours or someone else's)..please??

caiten said...

I saw this book discussed on the american t.v. show "the view"

Our society is so disturbing. I feel bad for this generation of kids coming up. they have it the worst.

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