I think Girl Next Door, Kendra Wilkinson is taking over my life.
Now, the pregnant former Playboy bunny is writing a memoir that will be published next summer.
According to Us, "The memoir will be a humorous, relatable, fish-out-of-water tale that captures the spirit of one of the most beloved Playboy cover models in history."
Just what the world needs.
I mean seriously, how on earth is she going to write a book? Has the publisher seen the rhetorical abortion that is her blog?